"I want your love and I want your revenge. You and me could eat some linguini alfredo wooaahh" - Hayden Archer
Haystithan (sometimes written as Haystethan or Band Geeks) is the platonic friendship pairing of Hayden Archer, Christina Ventura and Ethan Davidson. The three characters emerged after some idiots wanted to make band geeks, so they were all united by the fact that they were in band at MBHS. It's not entirely clear how they met, but they're all each other's best/only friends and they all like to talk a lot sometimes about stuff that doesn't even make sense.
Usually, two of them will go behind the other one's back and say that they love that one more than the other one, when the truth is they're all losers and they know and accept this. They're also pretty open about everything with each other, even hypothetical pregnancies.
Christina wakes up really early and decides to go bother Hayden before making plans with him to go annoy a lady at a convenience store. They also talk about their baby a lot and how Hayden would abandon Christina and the baby.
Christina invites Ethan over so that he can stop her from killing her siblings and the two of them hang out and talk about a lot of stuff. Christina also says that since he wouldn't ditch her and her baby, he can meet Beyonce with her.