Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Black I wear basically anything that comes out of my closet. I was also born blind lolno jk, I just really poor eyesight because of reading in the dark. So yeah, I wear glasses.
I'm about as interesting as a sack of potatoes. True story. I'm really nice and clumsy and absolutely talentless, with a matching poor eyesight. I suck at everything, I can't even effin' take two steps without tripping. I'm also really shy and awkward to everybody but lols idrc about them bitches.
I was born and I grew up to be a hermit.
Marissa Parker: Marissa's my mom. She's the kind of mom who wouldn't give a shit about you, unless you won a Nobel Prize. She's a good cook though. James Parker: Meh, he's basically the same as my mother, but at least he notices me. Reed Parker: Reed is my eldest brother, he's married to a really cool girl named Elieza. He's a music teacher and really nice. Alaska and Haleigh Parker: My eldest sisters, they're twins obviously and both are really smart and talented and nice too, but they brag a lot. They're on their third year at college. Evan Parker: Evan is a freshman in college and he sucks. He brags a lot and thinks he's really cool, just because he's really good in sports.
So yeah, I'm the youngest child and I basically got none of the good traits my parents possessed but gave them to my older siblings and left none for me.
Ehh, I'm mostly friends with the school Librarian and the twins I tutor during Fridays.
I'm actually quite short. I'm only 5'3.. do you guys count that as short? Because my family does.
I'm allergic to cats and grapes.
I lack iron and might have possible anemia, which is why I look pale most of the time.
I am also born with no balance whatsoever.
Alice is gorgeous. And her name is random but its a really pretty name, and her middle name and last name are random whoops. She's also based on Phil's last video, where he talks about how his body sucks and everything else (even though he's the definition of perfection shhh).